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Your head is totally a different color
Feb 27, 2024
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Brenden
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Penelope
Brenden came home from Florida with a tan. Penny: Your head is totally a different color
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Can we do that cinnamon role thing?
Feb 8, 2024
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Brenden
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Penelope
Penny: Can we do that cinnamon roll thing? Penny: Or what’s that thing called that we used to ...
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Car Wash
Dec 30, 2023
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Penelope
Penny put bright pink lip stick on her lips and eye lids. it was time to wash it ...
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She put a spell on him
Dec 29, 2023
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Brenden
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Penelope
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Surprise
Aunt Sarah taught how to make Sparky comfortable and stop biting. She showed us how to play with ...
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Hey Siri, if you were a kid…
May 1, 2023
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Penelope
Hey Siri, if you were a kid, would you say it’s a long time until November 22?
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Your brain probably is working
Mar 28, 2023
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Default
Adeline: Can somebody play some music? My brain is not working. Karalin: Your brain probably is working and ...
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I feel tall!
Jan 4, 2023
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Penelope
I like it up here because I feel tall! Penelope after climbing onto the top bunk for the ...
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The third one is always the charm
Dec 11, 2022
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Penelope
The third one is always the charm because that’s just like me. I’m the third child.
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Aren’t my announcements bringing us so much joy?
Sep 24, 2022
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Penelope
Penny: I have an announcement to make. Penny: We should go to the Cookie [Dough] Bar. Penny: Aren’t ...
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Cartwheel Alert!
Sep 6, 2022
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Penelope
Penny does cartwheels anywhere and anytime. Today she warned me to get out of the way with “cartwheel ...
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Dustin is impressed with me!
Nov 18, 2021
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Brenden
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Dustin
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Penelope
Somebody: Dustin wasn’t very impressed him Brenden: Is Dustin ever impressed with anyone? Penny: Dustin is impressed with ...
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Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad
Sep 30, 2021
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Adeline
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Karalin
Mom is searching the all over the internet for anything she can get mad at and aaaaghhh!
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My little feet can take me big places!
Sep 15, 2021
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Annabelle
My little feet can take me big places!
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I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money.
May 28, 2021
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Penelope
I like to get stuff, but I don’t like to spend my money. - Penny
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In mom’s leg
May 21, 2021
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Adeline
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Annabelle
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Karalin
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Penelope
Penny: I saw your long belly button Adeline: How so? Penny: We’ll I was in mom’s leg Annabelle: ...
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One day your butt’s going to shrink
Feb 25, 2021
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Karalin
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Penelope
Mom, one day your butt’s going to shrink
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Just type in ‘clean hotel’
Feb 19, 2021
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Default
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Penelope
Just type in ‘clean hotel’ Penny after leaving the nasty hotel in Hollywood, FL
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Hyperactive Donkey Teeth
Feb 9, 2021
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Adeline
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Karalin
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Funny
Mom, will my teeth ever grow in? They look like hyperactive donkey teeth.
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Little Brenden face
Dec 14, 2020
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Brenden
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Penelope
Awe Daddy, your little Brenden face is so cute Penny after looking at Brenden’s old drivers license picture
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All I want for Christmas
Nov 30, 2020
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Penelope
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